GEORGE & WENDY SHOW: Who Knew Infrastructure Would Be So Hard?

(Last Updated On: February 13, 2018)


From Wendy Parker, Overdrive:

You can put lipstick on a pig, but you can’t make it drink.

No, wait. That might not be true, or even entirely legal, since pigs of drinking age are something of a rarity, and who can afford to get caught drinking with an underage pig?

Let’s try this again.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make a pig carry a purse. Or put lipstick on it. (The pig, that is, I’m not clear on horses and lipstick. Apparently, I’m not clear on any of this, and it seems to be catching.)

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If you enjoy Wendy’s articles and like to laugh, I highly recommend her book 100,000 Miles of Crazy: Adventures from the road with George and Wendy. I laughed from page one through every page until the end. She has a remarkable sense of humor!

You can also check out her newest book, This may be a filthy lie …: Another road trip adventure with George and Wendy




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