From Wendy Parker, Overdrive:
“We join the scene live, with Monica McDoodlesnap, as she uncovers shocking, never seen before, completely 100 percent brand-new discoveries in the trucking industry. Monica, can you describe the general atmosphere among the natives?”
Monica appears on camera, frantically grabbing at her right ear like it’s trying to flee the confines of her head, “James? Is that you? James, I’m having trouble with the feed, but if you can hear me, we’re live from the DankPeeStank Truck Stop in Tree City. James, it appears as if we’re the first news service, ever, to uncover a disgusting underbelly in the trucking industry.